Platinum Berlitz

Platinum Berlitz is a person who frequents the Advanced Weaponizer 2 server. He also dumps far too much money into Team Fortress 2.

Crap you need to know about Platinum:

 * He is, in fact, male. Failure to realize this will most likely result in painful death by Kukri.
 * Do not question Platinum's aim. He can't explain it either.
 * He can be a complete ass sometimes. Do not try to fight it. It will only make everything worse in the end.
 * He may go by different names, namely Princess(?) Kumatora.
 * He is afraid of golf carts.
 * He has a borderline fetish for Drably Olive paint and will spring at any chance he has to get it.
 * Do not let him anywhere near water. The fate of everybody's ears hangs in the balance!
 * He despises the colors Lime Green and Pink. Anyone caught with a Fast Learner or Troublemaker's Tosslecap painted in either such color will be labeled as "eyecancer".
 * He willingly uses the Gunslinger and its Combat Mini Sentries.

Crap you DON'T need to know about Platinum:

 * Enjoys writing.
 * Makes brutally hard Mann vs. Machine missions in his spare time.
 * Platinum LOVES cheese!
 * He cannot think of a fourth thing you don't need to know about him.